Originally posted October 7th, 2012
So I’ll just jump to the chase here. This is what I’ve been up to with my paints and canvases and stickers.
I sent this photo to my sister and she told me I can’t blog about this project because it’s awesome. She is wrong. I mean—she’s right, it’s awesome. But that doesn’t mean I can’t blog about it on Fail It Yourself.
Reason 1: I messed up plenty of times.
Reason 2: It’s not about failing, it’s about trying something out even when failing is a real possibility.
And there is no reason at all this project could not have been a catastrophe.
You might have noticed that I like to say I have no idea what I’m doing. But really. I had no idea what I was doing on this one. I am intimidated by Crayola watercolors on printer paper. I had never in my life purchased a canvas, a paintbrush, or tubes of paint. EVER.
But I have this horrible blank wall over my bed. And real art that is unique costs lots of money. I decided I would do something on a canvas, but I stopped short of actually trying to paint “real art” and bought the stickers.
So. I bought the cheapest acrylics from Michaels in pthalo blue and pthalo green because their names were similar and I supposed they would likely blend together well. I also bought the biggest canvas that I could get off a shelf without asking for help.
I went home, spread out some newspaper, mixed up some paint in a paper plate, started painting, and tried really really hard not to think about it too much. This is the only way I could have gone about it. If I’d looked at that blank canvas too long it would have petrified me.
When I got to the end of the canvas, I stopped painting, and that was that.
I couldn’t believe how easy this was. I loved the color I mixed up, and I liked the way the paint wasn’t entirely opaque on the canvas, and I had it done in an hour.
Tip to self: NEVER use spray paint again. Brushes, even small ones, are 1000% easier.
Okay, so then I realized something. This sticker set comes all cut up in pieces and you’re supposed to stick it to the wall in your own sort of design. I had planned to copy the design on the box, because that would be easiest. But I kinda forgot to find out what the dimensions would be for that design before I bought the canvas.
OOPS.
My canvas was too narrow to do the design on the box. So I had to come up with my own design. Okay, don’t panic. The sticker comes in 14 pieces so that shouldn’t be too bad, right?
NOPE.
Each of those 14 pieces breaks up into other little pieces. There are no less than 30 separate stickers in that kit.
So, I taped off a fake canvas on a chunk of wall and figured out my design. I started with a “spine” for the damask and then plugged in all the other little curly bits one by one.
The packaging and website for these stickers claim that they are “easy to apply.” What they mean is: “it will not be hard on the vinyl or the adhesive to apply, remove, and reapply each of these 30 pieces 30,000 times while you are getting your act together. Whether or not this is hard on you is not our problem.”
Okay, so this process took HOURS but I kept at it until I felt like I had a pretty good design. Then, I took a picture of it on the wall. This was a clutch move, because as I transferred the stickers to the canvas I had to refer to the photo about 30 times.
It is really hard to position these right. It really is. I mean, they are all curvy and weird and the slightest angle or shift just…ok anyway. The point is, I totally thought I was cheating by using stickers and it turns out the stickers were the hardest part BY FAR.
This experience reminded me a lot of working on some of the window displays at J. Crew. The designs were handed down to us by corporate, along with a lot of the supplies. The best projects were the ones where they would tell you EXACTLY what to do. “Hang the Christmas lights 8.5 inches from the top of the window. Copy the picture we’ve provided.” The worst was when they’d send you some materials and try to say something like, “be creative, make it your own!” When a company that insists on searching your bag for stolen merchandise before you can leave its store suddenly tells you that your creativity is valuable and your decisions have power, it’s absolutely impossible not to suspect a trap.
Anyway, this project reminded me of that because these stickers showed up in the mail and there was a picture that was kind of helpful, but ultimately I had to be creative and make it my own. It felt a little like a trap, but I tried to ignore the feeling.
It turned out to be ok in the end. I like my design and I’m pretty glad I had the flexibility to do my own thing.
So I am done with the front of the canvas. Then I realize I have no way to hang the thing.
Back to Michaels.
I bought a little wire hanging kit and watched this video to show me what to do with it.
The directions on the back of the kit said to place the grommets 1/3 of the way from the top of the frame. So I measured the width of my canvas, divided that by a third, then measured down from the top and placed my first grommet.
Weird thing is, it looks like a lot more than 1/3 of the way down. It’s almost half! And that’s when I realized that I had measured 1/3 of the width of the canvas, not 1/3 of the height. So I’m an idiot.
Luckily, the fact that there is an extra hole in the back of my frame where I placed – and then removed – the first grommet doesn’t really change the result.
Then, I had to measure where on the wall I wanted it to go.
Here’s the thing with hanging pictures. I know how to use a measuring tape and put the picture right where I want it. But, and this is the kind of thing that drives me insane, how do I know if where I think it should go is really the best place to put it?
There must be some kind of rule, a golden rectangle thing that the Greek mathematicians figured out eons ago and that I am just too lazy to discover. No, really. I didn’t even google it. I just hung the sucker up! Because I have no idea what I’m doing.
Anyway, here it is.
As a writer, I’m never afraid of a blank page, because if you don’t like it blank all you have to do is write all over it. YOU HAVE ALL THE POWER OVER THE BLANK. I guess the same thing goes for walls. And canvases.
So now what do I do about the blank wall next to my bed?????